Social Conservatives Will Defeat The Gay Agenda By Inventing New Words
For as long as I can remember, social conservatives have been at war with the “gay agenda” — whatever that is. Probably just the notion that members of the LGBT community are actual human beings, or something.
Over time, however, they’ve been losing this fight. As it stands, a majority of Americans “say it should be legal for gays and lesbians to marry,” according to a recent poll from ABC News and the Washington Post. Even self-styled opponents of gay marriage are meeting gay people for the first time in their lives and realizing that they aren’t monsters. And Republicans are starting to edge toward favoring this position, themselves. Why, there’s even an openly gay Republican running for President of these United States.
So, social conservatives are asking themselves, how do we reverse these trends? Honestly, the only way to accomplish that would be by making very old Americans immortal while simultaneously preventing new Americans from being born.